Warning, this posting contains words if used in certain ways might cause offence and upset those who have no idea of the absurd, if you feel you might be of that nature please, please read no further. Good Morening Ladies and Gentlemen apologies for my absence from the thread for a few days. I have been doing compulsory community service, let me explain. Mrs J who has connections. Arranged for me to be tagged and banished to my shed her argument being thus. It would be doing the community a service if I was kept off the streets and kept in solitary confinement for a few days or so. During my sentence my fasting blood sugars have been between 8.5 and 5.4 today. Well folks a neighbour has been breeding successfully for a couple of years Haggis's ( it's a sort of local secret which we keep out of the media ). Unfortunately 3 of the little blighters escaped into Mrs J's flower beds where they terrorised the few surviving felines that are brave enough to enter into my garden! Needless to say Haggis's are a delicacy, now I have caught the 3, how shall prepare them for the table? 1. Kebab wif garlic, 2. Oven roast, 3. Pot roast. Have a good day folks.