Morning all. No reading today as I am still slightly off balance from a disturbing text ending my relationship - doesn't anyone do that face to face these days?
"Hi Ian, this is your body. You didn't really think it could last did you? What made you think I would fall for that cheap LC ploy - all that cream cheese - really? Sure, I played along for a while and made nice. It was so hard to keep a straight face and maintain the act. You poor sap.
Cheers sucker."
You can see why I am off balance.
Hopefully,
@Debandez can set me up on a blind date with one of these WOE gals
(Having a naughty threesome with an avocado and some mackerel fillets later but looking for a more stable long term partner once I get over being jilted)