Back in the day British Home Stores (which eventually changed its name to BHS before closing forever) used to sell biscuits sold by weight and of course the broken biscuits - and they also sold bread by weight (weird to think of that now) and bacon, ham and cheese by weight. They also sold eggs individually. I think with the cheese you got a choice of mature or mild cheddar. The bacon was a bit stranger - unsmoked in those days was called 'green' so Mum used to buy 'lean green streaky'.
I'm so glad you got home before the enema did its thing. So sorry you've got to go through the Picolax. Awful stuff!
@Mauriac - my Mum couldn't cook to save her life. She had never cooked before she met my Father and after that he did all the complicated stuff. Our family is convinced that Ria out of the 70s show 'Butterflies ' was based on Mum. She could burn water. When she married my stepfather (in her 50s) he paid for her to attend private cookery lessons - the woman doing the tutoring gave hum a refund after three weeks. Technology finally caught up with her and she came in to her own with microwave ovens and M&S chilled ready meals.