LOL that reminds me of another thread on another forum here in which there is a discussion about "diabetic nurses". I even saw ads for vegan-"leather" handbags on a horse-supply website, which I thought odd because most saddles and bridles are made of real leather, to say nothing of the fact that they're used on real live horses.
@ianpspurs if you ever do get cracked heels, just rub a squeeze or two of Julie's lotion on the soles of your feet and then put your socks on. Then give Julie a squeeze or two.
@Spl@ your motorcycle sounds like a horse BB I know that is also family-friendly and so replaces several letters with *s and !s and one of the favorite expressions when someone doesn't get something is "Where's the fruitbat?"