HAHAHA..... Finally....First on the Grid of Greatness
At airport...silly o'Clock....FBG 5.8.
Shock at the earliness of the day seems to have confounded my dastardly enemy El Liver ..who was throwing out 6's last week,
like one of those Kung Fu ninjas.
Fully prepared for some interesting battles up in the '' FOOD ZONE" Combat arena on this year's adventure.
The rules of any 'R & R'..have Been fully briefed to me, by the lovely Lauren of Arabia..
Food where permitted, will be permitted.
Alcohol where permitted, will be permitted.
Tomato sauce on ANYTHING will involve a SHOUTING penalty.
Shirt off on beach acceptable.
Shirt off while riding scooter through villages n towns.. NOT Acceptable.
Enjoying the "Quiet" silences between us will be deemed Rude,
and carries a much misunderstood painful and miserable punishment for any self respecting Husband, worthy of the name,
of an hour or TWO
(
) of The old silent routine..
Rules explained, T & C's accepted.
Let the 2019 HUNGER GAMES,
Commence..