Aw, I was afraid so. I guess we need to invent an amazing dish called fried ahh and cheese (or maybe awe and cheese?) now to make up for our disappointment.
I'll have a look at the ingredients of the old cheese mayo (oudekaassalade although they misspell it as oude kaas salade on the package, which is just wrong in Dutch, it's the influence of the English language plus the Google being English based and working best when adding in spaces where they shouldn't be - sorry, I'll get my coat now, pet peeve) ...
Anyway, I'll look up the ingredients so you can adapt it and make a better version, substituting all the nasties for real ingredients!
It'll have to wait until tomorrow though, my foot hurts without reason, very annoying, so I'm not taking the stairs again today.
I hope I can find the tub again, gave it to one of the dogs to finish so no telling where it ended up.
Tomorrow afternoon I'll be playing board games with a friend, which will involve food.

She called me to double check if her plans were diabetes friendly, so very nice! (Stuffed bell pepper, no rice, yes. Nuts, yes. Sweet potato or pumpkin, NO! Don't know about diabetes but those are a couple of the very few foods I really, really dislike, glad she asked!)
I'll bring nutty chocolate icecream made months ago and then forgotten about, and maybe a wrap as well, if I feel creative tomorrow morning.