SASKIA...it's FAR too early for christmas cracker jokes..
......
How's you, ?
up WAAYY too early as i WANT to sleep.... but my body and mind, just says NO.NO,NO
(why do i hear that in an
amy winehouse voice..? )
but am on hols so can go back to bed later if needed..
(that's a big 'YES' ..whispering this, so my body won't catch on ..
)
6.1 on the meter of mirth.
Battle has commenced for the space vacated by steph moving out.
the bedroom weights bench now sports madames yoga gear...<drums fingers>
i've already lost the battle of the bathroom shelves, this ones a must win..
Cleary outgunned by bathroom items, that madame seems to pull out of thin air.
may even have LOST space..
due to my paltry collection of shaving items and deodorant (one.).
Versus her untold salvo of lotions, potions, creams..,it's like the scene from the Matrix with all the Mr Smiths appearing only this times it beauty products.....:***:
(Btw, How many tools CAN there be to pluck or pull hairs from a woman's body
all clearly marked by the Marquis de sade, me thinks )
so consider myself lucky to still be IN the bathroom at all...
it's NOT a defeat..ok..it's a tactical withdrawal...depleted NOT defeated..yet.
Of to plan todays strategy to counter madames not unexpected expedition to capture the majority of the bedroom space.
i fear it's just the first salvo in a long protracted campaign.
madame is a sneaky and mean opponent, so i best plan carefully and execute with precision if i'm to avail.
Love to all.
hope the day brings much joy.