I'm usually completely happy eating low carb, and I usually don't feel deprived at all.
I'm also very happy with my neighbour and his 18 year old son living in a trailer in my garden.
But this does mean that anything they order gets delivered at my front door, and pizza just smells so, so good!

Last week at least it was something with fries, giving me the chance to steal a couple between sending them a message about their delivery and them coming up to get it. I've yet to find a way to steal a bite of pizza.
Think I can add a line to their renting contract about pizza taxes for accepting their packages? I'm not thinking heavy taxes, just a single bite whenever I have to take their pizza at the front door...