So, am asking you all to put your Thinking Caps on for me, my friends.
Picture the scene:
Late night in the B pack den. Mr and Mrs B and 3 dogs all sharing one enormous SuperKing.
Mr B has gone to bed at 9pm, because he has to get up at 4am for his early shift. Waking him is a BAD IDEA.
Mrs B and the mutts have gone to bed at 10.30pm.
All is settled.
Mrs B is about to stop reading her kindle book.
When suddenly, there is an unexpected hunger attack, caused by absentmindedly eating her evening meal at 6pm instead of 7pm.
Disaster!
Options are various, but do NOT include trying to go to sleep on an empty stomach, since historically that leads to stressful angst and lying awake with growing irritation, with a knock on effect of a sleep deprived next day.
Last night this scenario led to me nipping downstairs and snaffling the goatsmilk yog that I had not eaten the evening before.
But that slammed all chance of sleep for at least an hour, especially due to the cold kitchen floor tiles on my bare feet and the bright fridge light.
Then when I got back upstairs
I woke the dogs
all woke each other up thinking they were entitled to a midnight snack too, and trampled all over the bed
and Mr B trying to find out where I had hidden the yog...
So, my question is: Can any of you think of something that I can keep unrefridgerated, on the bedside table, that won't rustle when I open it, that won't interest dogs, and which won't mean I have to trek downstairs to fetch it? Something filling. Odourless. Silent. With a long shelf life.
The only thing I can think of is cardboard! lol
The obvious solution is not to go to bed hungry, but sometimes, maybe once a month, life just conspires against me. Especially on weekends, when my routine is skewed.